officialunitedstates:

it seems like just 7 days ago when it was 5 days before the day before yesterday

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nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

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orphan black meme | 7/7 funny moments

"Why do you sound so scared?"
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yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion
prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
noun
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

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nikolawashere:

By ROB SKAVSTA

nikolawashere:

By ROB SKAVSTA

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aseaofquotes:

Jean Ferris, Once Upon a Marigold

aseaofquotes:

Jean Ferris, Once Upon a Marigold

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[x]

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lettersfromtitan:

valkyrierisen:

shorm:

Oops. (x)

Just laughed soooo much

*headesk*

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hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

» A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)  
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vorvayne:

sex-pickle22:

jethroq:

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

also you know, tattoos cost money so you can’t really be unemployed and covered head to toe in ink.

The way I see it people should be able to do what they want with their bodies and not be persecuted for it. If they’re happy with themselves that’s all that matters.

Bolded for fucking truth. 

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catwise:

I present to you, the times when Kurt Hummel was 100% done…

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theperfectjenniferlawrence:

"You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell and that’s really embarrassing, but thank you."

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