scatter-the-stars:

Steve Buscemi won Halloween!

synebluetoo:

an-autistic-with-personhood:

guerrillatech:

Why would you hide that in the notes

l-ouroboros:

Tigers, tigers!

atreefullofstars:

hidingoutbackstage:

hidingoutbackstage:

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

#bangs head on table#that’s tony fucking hawk#Nobody recognizes him😭#It’s like a curse or something

Funny story… I didn’t recognize him so I thought “It’s probably Tony Hawk.”

greymichaela:

God works hard but Lil Nas X works harder

itskarmalone:

theshallowest:

theshallowest:

viole-n-t:

square-enix:

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

So that explains why I found this…

hshouse:

lil nas x is a true pop icon like we haven’t seen in years

zashiki:

jurk

theboboshow:

mysharona1987:

queennan1-deactivated20240816:

we-used-to-dream:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

instructor144:

mysharona1987:

Fun fact: Tucker’s super rich mom made a point of only leaving him $1 in her will.

And she likely did that for a reason: So he couldn’t contest the will and argue “But maybe she was old and not in her right mind and forgot me.”

It’s apparently a specific practice amongst rich people when you want to leave a loathed family member nothing and don’t want to give them a leg to stand on in court.

Tucker’s mom giving off the Lucille Bluth vibes.

GET FUCKED TUCKER

Yeah, my great aunt decided to leave all of her property and money to my dad rather than any of her shitty kids or grandkids (like they all lived in houses she owned and maintained rent free within 5 miles of her own home and guess who took care of her for the last 10 years of her life? Like cleaning her house, taking her to church and appointments, and out shopping. My dad, my mom, and me.) She changed her will about 2 and a half years before she died and left each of her kids and grandkids $10 each so they couldn’t contest the will. She actually insisted on a traditional will reading, probably for the drama. I was 100 % sure her oldest son was gonna have a stroke when he realized Dad got just about everything, including all the houses they all lived in. Auntie even stipulated in her will that Dad should boot them all out if they gave him trouble and at the very least they should all start paying rent.

Anyway, if Dad hadn’t already had a will leaving everything to me and mom one of those jerks would probably have tried to kill him.

“Insisted on a traditional will reading probably just for the drama.”

Your great aunt was amazing.

Your dad showing up to the will reading like Ransom from Knives Out.

fungiblegoods:

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